The immortal words of Alan Jackson.
|I am ignoring your existance!|
|Do you have ANY idea how much I miss you!!!!!!!!!|
Let me tell you, this is me this week. Working every daylight hour. And most of the dark ones too. Anyone notice how early that is now? With my 3:00 - 1:00 AM work, sleep till noon gig it seems really, really early. Sigh. Winter is coming.
Top 10 ways you can tell you've worked too much in a week.
10 - You contemplate sleeping in work clothes to save time in the morning (afternoon ahem)
9 - Your dog doesn't recognize you when you get home.
8 - When running another errand you realize that you're automatically driving to work instead.
7 - You entertain yourself for hours with mere office supplies (wanna know how many cool things you can make with a paperclip?)
6 - During the dinner rush you suddenly blurt out to the new guy - HEY! We're going to have a Christmas Ornament exchange, but they're gonna be homemade, and from things we have here in the restaurant!!
5 - You make up songs with hand motions about serving technique.
4 - Other employees start to ask if you ever actually go home?
3 - After drinking 4 iced coffees in a row, you start randomly dancing around the prep area while cleaning.
2 - You break into hysterical giggling over the phrase 'cutting' people.
1 - You start to write a book using all the weird and crazy employees you've worked with over the last 4 years. It's a murder mystery.
One more week of crazy work schedule and I think it'll be back to normal around here. Whatever that is. I wonder if my employer would object if I started teaching everyone to knit at work.. I could sell it as some sort of zen relaxation thing or something.